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Dilemma of an atheist-celebrating Christmas


Now as the festivities of Christmas end. I am left wondering should I be participating is such celebrations or even wishing Merry Christmas. Being an atheist you are often confronted with such questions on every nook and corner of life. Well, that is what atheism is about. You can weigh up your credentials and act as your ratified logic ushers.
One of my friends(a rather vocal atheist) was banished from a Christmas party just because of his atheistic ideology.
They shouldn’t have done so for
1) their GOD(if he ever existed) is in everyone and surely is in an avid atheist.
2) they could have tried to change his mind maybe showing him the blandishments that led them to believe.
3) the GOD himself would have permitted( I think he doesn’t distinguish)
Well, personally I didn’t celebrate Xmas thinking it was brandish and superficial.
Their is one more viewpoint to this though. The people themselves celebrating Christmas are shamelessly atheistic about Santa themselves. But decorated Santa’s are certainly omnipresent. Atheists in my view can celebrate Christmas as it’s just one more god they wish to disapprove of and then somebody has to preserve these cultural ceremonies(for old times sake).
BY-Syd

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The Heart Symbol : Rare Facts


The heart has long been used as the symbol of  love and passion. 14th February, the Valentine’s Day, sees millions of cards, letters, balloons etc., with the spectacular red colored heart symbol. There maybe millions of ways to impress your partner but this simple red curve can beat any symbol of  love.  But ever wondered what the heart-symbol actually means? Or how the symbol originated? Well don’t get too surprised but the truth is in this post.

First of all we all know it is nowhere near the shape of the real heart, which has a ugly fist shape. Then we think why would the ancestors think about such an organ of our body which we never see in our lifetime.  So the best option available is that the symbol of heart represents a stylisation of the vagina or the inverted head of a male penis.

A perfect heart?

   

Inverted Penis

Yes, the heart symbol seems to have first represented lust before it became associated with love.  One thing that lays the base of this weird theory is the myth about the silphium drug, an ancient contraceptive. There are reports that its seed was perfectly heart shaped. The plant was considered so important during the Roman Empire that it was imprinted on the coins. The plant was ‘used up’ to extinction. Another fact that shoots up the importance of this theory, Silphium has similarities to the word Sylph – meaning slender and desirable young woman – a virgin.

Silphium Coin

Now the question, how come the word ‘heart’ got associated it with the symbol. For that we have a brittle explanation. Like the word heartwood is linked with the inner part of a tree, same way there are citations that ‘heart’ could mean ‘virginity’ in older times. Another example that proves the fact is the symbol of the cupid, a heart “pierced” by an arrow with tiny droplets of blood. The droplets of blood represent the breaking of the hymen and the loss of virginity. The arrow is also the definitive phallic component of the Male symbol – Mars – the erect arrow.  In plain language it is a vagina penetrated by a penis.

So, this theory is yet standing on wooden sticks, but it has some truth behind it. So next time you send a heart symbol to your lover remember you are giving an invitation for an intercourse! We’ll leave you with this quote while you think about this :-

“Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex” Julian Barnes

Oh me! Oh Life! by Walt Whitman


Oh me! O life! of the questions of these recurring,
Of the endless traines of the faithless, of cities fill’d with the
foolish,
Of myself forever reproaching myself, (for who more foolish
than I, and who more faithless?)
Of eyes that vainly crave the light, of the objects mean, of the
struggle ever renew’d
Of the poor results of all, of the plodding and sordid crowds I
see around me,
Of the empty and useless years of the rest, with the rest me
intertwined,
The question, O me! so sad, recurring–What good amid these,
O me, O life?
Answer.
That you are here–that life exists and identity,
That the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse.



By-Walt Whitman

Suckers dont dream!!!


My hello!!!!!!! and my condolences reaches out to all those  who think that their life SUX !

Well! the word is “Common”,the word that describes most of us.”Amm janta ” (as they say) .We all lust to make it big. Every night all of us, forgetting our daily dose of turmoil, dream of being on the top, to be the best (rather beating the best), killing our opponents and all those crap things (things that would be crap for all those son of bitches called successfuls).
We’re too happy with our lives, its actually a compulsion. Crushed by power and feed by dreams we are given no choice, outgrown aspirations and underdeveloped resources.
We are human resources waiting to be exploited (ever read the management books?) and brainless voters for the poltitians…we are a crowd of biomass (thats how we end up like).
But we have a fetish of dreaming and I am still learning to dream reality!!!!!
~~~~~IN ORDER TO CHANGE IT~~~~

50 Facts about Norpals


1) Your favorite movie is The Dark Knight, although you don’t know how to speak English.

2) You updated sad comments on social networking websites when you came to know the Joker died and then expressed happiness when Joker won the Oscar, but when someone talks about Heath Ledger you try to change the topic.

3) You never watched Slumdog Millionaire but you hated it because someone said they showed poor side of india in the film.

4) You woke up early to see if A.R. Rahman won an Oscar, after he did you started hating Jai Ho.

5) You like watching Friends, although you could never completely understand what their jokes meant.

6) A Walk to Remember and P.S. I Love You are your favorite romantic movies although you never had the courage to watch them.

7) You are obsessed with the movie 3 Idiots.

8 ) You watched Titanic just to see Kate Winslet nude or because you heard Leonardo de Caprio was cute.

9) Your favorite actor is Jack Sparrow, but your friend just told you his real name is Johnny Depp

10) You haven’t watched Twilight but you hate it because someone said Edward Cullen is gay.

11) You love The Lord of the Rings, although you were so lost in the spectacular visual effects you forgot to listen to the dialogs.

12) You watched Inception on the first day of its release, because you liked the trailers. You didn’t understand it and hated it. Then when it recieved so much critical acclaim it became your favorite movie!

13) You said you were upset because Chris Nolan was snubbed for the Academy Award nomination for Best Director, but personally you were very happy.

14) You hate Karan Johar but Kuch Kuch Hota Hai is your favorite movie.

15) You love SRK.

16) You have a Selena Gomez image as your profile picture most of the times.

17) You nearly puked while watching it, but Wrong Turn is your favorite horror flick.

18) You like How I Met Your Mother only because Barney Stinson teaches you the cool way to pick up girls.

19) You don’t know the meaning of ‘pikey’, but Snatch is your favorite black comedy.

20) You get so excited when you hear the word FUCK in a movie.

21) You have watched all parts of  American Pie and are proud of it.

22) You don’t know what is a Leg Glance, but Sachin Tendulkar is your favorite cricketer.

23) You have a Roger Federer image as your wallpaper, but you don’t know what an Ace is.

24) Your favorite football team is Manchester United, but you don’t know that Christiano Ronaldo doesn’t play for it anymore.

25)  David Beckham is your favorite footballer, but you don’t know he played for your favorite club Manchester United some years ago.

26) You hummed Waka Waka all day during the world cup, but never knew most of the song was written in Afrikaans.

27) Your favorite books are, One Night at a Call Center, Five Point Someone, Three Mistakes of my Life, Two States. The love making scenes in the books make you want to jerk off!

28) After watching Harry Potter’s movie series, the books automatically became your favorite.

29) You never knew who Michael Jackson was, but you were sad when he died.

30) You don’t understand a single word Eminem says, but Love the Way You Lie is your favorite song.

31) You want to look like an Emo, but don’t know that Emo is infact a type of music.

32) You love listening to metal songs and your favorite band is Linkin Park.

33) You hate the blacks, but Jay-z is your favorite singer.

34) You hate Pakistan and Pakistanis but Atif Aslam and Rahat Fateh Ali Khan are amongst your all time favorite singers.

35) You love Green Day but don’t know what Punk Rock is.

36) You haven’t heard any song by Justing Beiber, but you hate him because everyone does.

37) You love Rap and Honey Singh is your favorite.

38) You played Farmville so that you could impress your female friends by sending them points.

39) You were addicted to Yahoo Messenger falling in love with every girl who cared to chat with you.

40) You add the smiling smiley after every line.

41) You don’t have any passion in life, you do everything just for the heck of it.

42) You are usually sad, because then people care more about you.

43) You prefer writing “ME” as “MAH”, “THE” as “DA”, etc.

44) You like to update your Facebook profile with such lines :- If uR frUstAtEd oVeR sUmoNe..dUn bOthEr uRseLf muCh….lEt uR emoTRionS floW ….JS SpiT uR anGer n DAt pErSons’S facE…n dA feElin u gEt…iS amAzIn..

45)Your messages are full of lol, rofl, lmao, roflmao, etc., because those are the only English words you know.

46) You don’t enjoy with your friends but “njoi wid ur frnz…..”

47) You wear T-shirts and Jeans and then hold debates how western culture is spoiling your nation.

48) You are an atheist only because it sounds cool.

49) You are an active part of Save Animals Association, but you wear shoes made of leather and a coats made of fur.

50) You like everything I write related to Norpals, but don’t know the stuff is intended for you!


Man, the social “animal”


God made us all with the same earth, the same water and the same sun. For quite some time everything was good and dull, till some intellectuals (these were called the leaders )found a way to distribute(a way of dividing)and then some smart guys distributed unevenly and the others(the gr8 common man) with the same old “walk in the herd” (we are social animals…lol)mentality drove us into these divisions. These smart guys were a fad. Somebody somewhere in this world spends all of his life to create something to augment human growth as a social animal(though we are animal 1st and then social) these devils find the other way of using it, to hamper this growth and some of us follow them finding it cool(though its the society that shivers).
Basically we humans are animals with the over developed brains ,ever strong aspirations , ever growing demands ,and something called arrogance(an attribute that fools invented). We are animals socialized with force and a compulsion!
The self imposing human is a weak animal(this is our compulsion).We are scared of dark(we don’t have glowing eyes),heights and find me one man who can fight a tiger with his nails(our natural equivalent of claws) and another fear that came after we socialized and that was the fear of loneliness .
The word Society is complex . It binds every human with its laws, rules and dogma. Ironically these laws which are made and meant for humans aren’t so human .They have loop holes waiting to be exploited .But one thing that really makes this society work is a very intimate bond between people who are not alike .
Well when people came together as a society some people made sections of it. They divided everything from food to land. Once these partitions flourished in their own shell we started to divide everything. Humans divided everything they laid their eyes on. They divided on color, they divided the land , and even their god. Then came the itch!
The natural human nature(exclusive to it) “I am superior” gave birth to wars(the human fetish),grudges and never ending conflicts. Though these things made life more occupying and exciting it also made it more time consuming and complex.
And once more the great common man(the maker) suffered and gave a new reason to the superior breed to molest it and suppress it.
He once his search of redemption ended in more deterioration.
And my dream turned dark!!!!!

Syd

For the awakening


A cry to the lands of the normal people,
A day would come when your faith would cripple,
The songs of nightingale would shout out blasphemy,
Befitting your belief, your life your irony,
A day might come when the sun won’t shine,
Shivers up your spine!
Your God! Your Pride!
Your Shame! Your Mind!
Blasphemy! Blasphemy!
Burn them down, your false humanity and your coveted tyranny,
For love and hate,
For your sordid faith,
Break Out! Break Out!
For, a day would come when the numbers won’t count,
The debts won’t mount,
And a day would come when your heart would beat,
Your soul trimmed down, now loving and neat,
Governments will fall,
No phone connects your call,
The silence would speak,
Gather you all , let your feelings creak,
For, a day would come, whose night won’t end.