1) Your favorite movie is The Dark Knight, although you don’t know how to speak English.
2) You updated sad comments on social networking websites when you came to know the Joker died and then expressed happiness when Joker won the Oscar, but when someone talks about Heath Ledger you try to change the topic.
3) You never watched Slumdog Millionaire but you hated it because someone said they showed poor side of india in the film.
4) You woke up early to see if A.R. Rahman won an Oscar, after he did you started hating Jai Ho.
5) You like watching Friends, although you could never completely understand what their jokes meant.
6) A Walk to Remember and P.S. I Love You are your favorite romantic movies although you never had the courage to watch them.
7) You are obsessed with the movie 3 Idiots.
8 ) You watched Titanic just to see Kate Winslet nude or because you heard Leonardo de Caprio was cute.
9) Your favorite actor is Jack Sparrow, but your friend just told you his real name is Johnny Depp
10) You haven’t watched Twilight but you hate it because someone said Edward Cullen is gay.
11) You love The Lord of the Rings, although you were so lost in the spectacular visual effects you forgot to listen to the dialogs.
12) You watched Inception on the first day of its release, because you liked the trailers. You didn’t understand it and hated it. Then when it recieved so much critical acclaim it became your favorite movie!
13) You said you were upset because Chris Nolan was snubbed for the Academy Award nomination for Best Director, but personally you were very happy.
14) You hate Karan Johar but Kuch Kuch Hota Hai is your favorite movie.
15) You love SRK.
16) You have a Selena Gomez image as your profile picture most of the times.
17) You nearly puked while watching it, but Wrong Turn is your favorite horror flick.
18) You like How I Met Your Mother only because Barney Stinson teaches you the cool way to pick up girls.
19) You don’t know the meaning of ‘pikey’, but Snatch is your favorite black comedy.
20) You get so excited when you hear the word FUCK in a movie.
21) You have watched all parts of American Pie and are proud of it.
22) You don’t know what is a Leg Glance, but Sachin Tendulkar is your favorite cricketer.
23) You have a Roger Federer image as your wallpaper, but you don’t know what an Ace is.
24) Your favorite football team is Manchester United, but you don’t know that Christiano Ronaldo doesn’t play for it anymore.
25) David Beckham is your favorite footballer, but you don’t know he played for your favorite club Manchester United some years ago.
26) You hummed Waka Waka all day during the world cup, but never knew most of the song was written in Afrikaans.
27) Your favorite books are, One Night at a Call Center, Five Point Someone, Three Mistakes of my Life, Two States. The love making scenes in the books make you want to jerk off!
28) After watching Harry Potter’s movie series, the books automatically became your favorite.
29) You never knew who Michael Jackson was, but you were sad when he died.
30) You don’t understand a single word Eminem says, but Love the Way You Lie is your favorite song.
31) You want to look like an Emo, but don’t know that Emo is infact a type of music.
32) You love listening to metal songs and your favorite band is Linkin Park.
33) You hate the blacks, but Jay-z is your favorite singer.
34) You hate Pakistan and Pakistanis but Atif Aslam and Rahat Fateh Ali Khan are amongst your all time favorite singers.
35) You love Green Day but don’t know what Punk Rock is.
36) You haven’t heard any song by Justing Beiber, but you hate him because everyone does.
37) You love Rap and Honey Singh is your favorite.
38) You played Farmville so that you could impress your female friends by sending them points.
39) You were addicted to Yahoo Messenger falling in love with every girl who cared to chat with you.
40) You add the smiling smiley after every line.
41) You don’t have any passion in life, you do everything just for the heck of it.
42) You are usually sad, because then people care more about you.
43) You prefer writing “ME” as “MAH”, “THE” as “DA”, etc.
44) You like to update your Facebook profile with such lines :- If uR frUstAtEd oVeR sUmoNe..dUn bOthEr uRseLf muCh….lEt uR emoTRionS floW ….JS SpiT uR anGer n DAt pErSons’S facE…n dA feElin u gEt…iS amAzIn..
45)Your messages are full of lol, rofl, lmao, roflmao, etc., because those are the only English words you know.
46) You don’t enjoy with your friends but “njoi wid ur frnz…..”
47) You wear T-shirts and Jeans and then hold debates how western culture is spoiling your nation.
48) You are an atheist only because it sounds cool.
49) You are an active part of Save Animals Association, but you wear shoes made of leather and a coats made of fur.
50) You like everything I write related to Norpals, but don’t know the stuff is intended for you!